Who am I? / LORNA CARAPULI

WHO AM I?

If I had the money, I’d hire two detectives to follow each other and then, maybe, I would understand something about myself...

WHO DO I WRITE FOR?

Do you remember this wonderful feeling while you were listening to stories about adventures in your childhood? One-eyed monsters, femmes fatales, plastic surgeries gone wrong, Sylvia Plath's head in the oven...

WHO ARE YOU?

You are innovative, ambitious, creative, witty, and a little weird.

WHO DO I LOOK LIKE?

Writing is like pulling teeth, only much longer.